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P***ed Up Panto: Jack And The Beanstalk
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P***ed Up Panto: Jack And The Beanstalk

P*ssed Up Panto® has been causing hilarious havoc around the UK since 2021 with their productions of Cinderella & Aladdin – now they’re back with a brand-new show for 2024!

Selling out theatres up and down the country, P*ssed Up Panto® has developed the perfect adult panto formula, causing tears of laughter and soaked-through theatre seats nationwide!

But what exactly is P*ssed Up Panto®? Well if you’ve ever wondered what a pantomime cast would get up to if there were no children in the audience…then you’re half way there! Add to that a nail-biting audience vote for the one cast member who must complete a savage drinking challenge throughout the show (as the other performers do their best to keep the story running to its ‘happy ending’!) and you can see why absolutely anything could happen…and it probably will!

It’s full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that’s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty...okay...VERY naughty...!

Starring a whole host of experienced, professional pantomime performers, and one or two professional drinkers, alongside a dazzling ensemble cast, stunning scenery, great music and side-splitting comedy routines this is a night that audiences will remember for the rest of their lives!

Just how impressive is Jack’s Beanstalk?! There’s only one way to find out…boys and girls!

Early booking is highly recommended as P*ssed Up Panto invariably sells out theatres up and down the country – Don’t miss it!

Please Note: This production features strong language, adult themes and is not suitable for the easily offended.

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Tickets £26 (includes a free drink)

Age guidance 16+

Show running time (approx): 70 minutes, interval, 60 minutes

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