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Joanne McNally: Prosecco Express

Described as 'a truly gifted stand up' by The Sunday Times, join Joanne as she revisits her 
irreverent and critically acclaimed show The Prosecco Express.

Due to a relentless ageing process, Joanne is suddenly in her late thirties with no husband, 
no kids, no pension and no plan. She is full of questions: if she doesn’t birth anything, who will be obligated to watch her die so she doesn’t have to do it alone? Can she start a GoFundMe page to get a golden tomb built for single people to get buried in together, or do we all just get thrown into a mass grave and covered in cat hair? When a man on a dating app identifies as 'spiritual', is it safe to assume he has the personality of a spoon? If you do all your drinking in the bath, can you write it off as self-care? 'Dark, hilarious, strangely reassuring' [The Independent], Joanne is on a mission to solve absolutely nothing.

 

Book Tickets
  • Sat 5 Nov 8:00 PM


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Book Tickets
  • Sat 5 November 8:00 PM

Seating event

£22.50

Strictly 14+ Likely to be swearing and adult content. Under 14s will not be admitted

Show running time (approx): 45 minutes - interval - 45 minutes

Reselling tickets will result in cancellation of the booking

 

  • Next stop, Netflix
       
    The Irish Daily Star
  • Joyously nuts
       
    The Examiner
  • Please bring your friends and laugh until you cry
       
    Edinburgh Reporter
  • Authentic, hilarious comedy
       
    Deadline
  • Terrifyingly funny
       
    The Evening Standard

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